Instant Messenging at Work

(Co-worker emailed this to me to remind me of how crazy I can be, so here you go!)
March 2, 2009

Crazy Working Mama [1:03 PM]:
i need to go home
Loyal Work Buddy [1:04 PM]:
i need a new job
Crazy Working Mama [1:04 PM]:
an asteroid almost hit the earth today
Crazy Working Mama [1:04 PM]:
i'm too stressed out about my near death experience
Crazy Working Mama [1:04 PM]:
Had 2009 DD45 hit the Earth, it would have exploded on or near the surface with the force of a large nuclear blast — not very reassuring when you consider humanity had only about three days' notice.
Loyal Work Buddy [1:04 PM]:
and I’m a concerned citizen
Crazy Working Mama [1:04 PM]:
fireballs one day, astroids another
Crazy Working Mama [1:04 PM]:
where is bruce willis when you need him?
Loyal Work Buddy [1:05 PM]:
shaving his bald head ..i guess
Crazy Working Mama [1:05 PM]:
but i thought he didn't want to miss a thing?
Loyal Work Buddy [1:06 PM]:
guess so ...
Crazy Working Mama [1:06 PM]:
even when I think of you....
Crazy Working Mama [1:06 PM]:
the sweetest thing will never *something or another* cuz I don't want to miss a thing
Loyal Work Buddy [1:07 PM]:
just sing it to me
Loyal Work Buddy [1:07 PM]:
haha
Loyal Work Buddy [1:07 PM]:
ur a dork
Crazy Working Mama [1:07 PM]:
Uh, yeah. But you love me anyway!